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I can't figure out how to put other menu pages here so to find them you have to click on 'more'
Mary MILNE
this website is a
work in progress

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honestly these are not the most up to date socials you'll see today
staring into sun, no sunglasses, no sunscreen, if the cashier at Shoppers keeps offering you the seniors discount there's no one to blame but yourself
my friend and neighbour Jenny who sings and performs with me (and beside her is her cat. one of them is currently reading the others mind, also I'm sorry I don't yet know how to fix the weird spacing and incongruous highlighting of this text box
*(side hustle)
oh THATS where my glasses went
I actually find pavement exhausting
*There are other Mary Milne's that are just as real but the name was already taken by a lymphatic drainage specialistttth
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