work in progress

this website is a

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real or not real?

soon to be appearing on the official Spotify playlist Songs for sad hedge fund managers

<---hat for sale*              

      (see side hustle)

small tear in the fabric of space time->

vague premonition

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 *(side hustle)

see pg 2


<----I'll admit this is a bit disturbing

*There are other Mary Milne's that are just as real but the name was already taken by a lymphatic drainage specialistttth